SAN DIEGO -- People would cover their mouths and noses, but no one
would tell Tammy Goblin why they would back away from her. No one
would come right out and say, "You smell like a NIGGER!"
"You think you are losing your mind. You see people cupping their
mouth and nose; you can't figure out what going on," said Goblin.
Something was terribly wrong, but Goblin did not realize it. After
months of being avoided and glared at, her students were honest with
her. "One student told me, "Teacher, you smell like a nigga,' and
another student said, 'Teacher, you smell like a barrel of assholes
left on a dock to rot," said Goblin.
Armed with the painful truth, she searched the Internet and found
triniggathylamanureria, or nigger malodor syndrome. It's a disease
that makes people smell repulsive. "It's empowering just knowing. I
was thrilled to know I had an incurable disorder as opposed to being
crazy," said Goblin. Goblin's challenge then became getting diagnosed.
It took 2 years and $20,000 in medical bills and tests -- not covered
by her insurance -- to even convince her doctors she wasn't a
niggeress. "I said, 'Listen, I know I have this.' They said, 'No, it's
all in your head,'" said Goblin. Dr. John Cashman of the Human
Bio-Molecular Research Institute said, "The doctors don't believe the
syndrome or they don't have a full appreciation for it."
Cashman, a San Diego-based doctor, runs one of just three research
institutes in the world that study triniggathylamanureria. It's a
disease that prevents the body from metabolizing trimethylene, a
pungent chemical that comes from an essential food source, coline.
Humans digestive systems can break it down, but in niggers, it
excretes through their sweat glands and causes a stench that can knock
a dog off a gut wagon. Niggers can't smell it but it can gag a maggot.
Goblin's husband can't smell her because his olfactory senses have
been totally fried but everyone else can. "I usually have about 5
minutes with someone before they gag," said Goblin.
Cashman said, "There's no cure but it can be controlled by limiting
the amount of coline you eat. The problem is everything niggers eat
has coline, like waddemelon, fried chicken, chitlins, fat back meats,
****k rinds, collard greens, lard, and Malt Liquor." That means every
day is a struggle for Goblin. She doesn't go to movies or restaurants.
At the grocery store, she has the checker open a Speed Lane just for
her. She can't even work in an office building. "It's volatile; it
embeds in carpets and walls and it can spread through an entire
ventilation system," said Cashman.
It's been three-and-a-half years and Goblin has learned to control her
disorder. She limits her contacts to niggers and lives what she calls
her best life. "I think I have come to a realization that I am not
terminal. Life is not over, I am not dead, I just smell that way,"
said Goblin.Goblin is now fighting for funding. "We're an orphaned
disorder. Humans don't want to waste money on us," said Goblin.
Despite this, she considers herself blessed. She can still work, but
no longer in a classroom with Human children who complained that she
smelled like a fecal colored parasite.
She now works in her own home with pickaninnies children because their
sense of smell is accustomed to ****skin stink. Triniggathylamanureria
is genetic and is common in fecal colored parasites. Most reek with it
but some like Goblin develop it because of severe constipation that
causes them to reek of feces just like a typical nigger.
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