Here is retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey at his first (and
probably last) Press Conference:
The main topic of discussion is the marine in Iraq who shot an Iraqi
'insurgent' to death. We pick up as a re****ter asks about how this
potential War Crime will affect our Image in the World:
Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?" Re****ter 1:
"Well I think...."
Ermey: "Think, fancy boy?! Get this through that septic tank on top of
your shoulders, moron. I don't give a **** what you think, do you
understand me? That marine shot an enemy combatant, ****head; so get
your head out of your ass and deal with it before I make you my own
personal pin cu****on!!! Next question: you in the blue suit."
Re****ter 2: don't you think that the World's Opinion of our operations
is im****tant?
Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep
worrying about what some goddamned French pansy thinks! Oh the days I
have had to weep because some **** eating terrorist s***bag might be
mad at us, because we went into whatever God forsaken hole in the ****
that he lives in and killed him. What the hell kind of dumbass
question is that you peter-puffing jackass? We are the United States
of America, and when you attack us, we are going to come to your house
and blow your stinking camel-licking carcass into pieces so small we
will be able to bury your sorry ass in a thimble! Yeah, I know what
you are thinking. You are probably afraid, thinking that I have such
an "extreme" attitude and that I need to be more "sensitive" to other
people's feelings. Well let me tell you something you pole-smoking
pansy! I don't give two ****s what you or anybody else thinks! This is
a damn war, and if you can't handle that, then you should go home and
suck on mamma's tit! Do you hear me you runt? Now get the hell out of
my press room before I go crazy and beat the living **** out of you!!
Next question: you with the ugly-assed tie, look at that thing! It is
hideous!"
Re****ter 3: "aren't you going against the freedom of the press by…
Ermey: "Freedom? What in blue hell do you know about freedom? I have
sweated my ass off in jungles, while being shot at for this Nation!
What in the hell have you done you little ****-sucking weasel? When
was the last time you put your ass on the line for anything? And yet
you have the unmitigated temerity to show up here and Monday-morning
quarterback the actions of a brave Marine, who was defending himself
and his unit from an attack by some murderous al-Queda sympathizer!!
You wanna know what I am concerned about, numb-nuts? I am concerned
about a bunch of grabasstic, organized morons with cameras and
microphones doing their best to ****tray our brave men and women as war
criminals! I am concerned about chicken-**** pansies that want us to
negotiate with terrorists and whine about their piss-ant "freedoms"!
Re****ter 3: "I..."
Ermey: "Did you have a big bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning,
numbnuts? I don't want to hear another word out of that commie cry
hole in that ****-pile you call a head! And that goes triple for the
rest of you pansy-assed morons! Now get the **** out of my pressroom
before I shove my boot so far up your ass that you choke to death on
my shoelaces!!!"
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