IGBAGBONGO, NIGGERIA - Another Pipeline fire kills more thieving
niggaz
Igbagbongo - A gasoline pipeline exploded in flames, killing dozens
more swamp swoopers near Niggeria's main city of Lagos as they were
stealing fuel by torchlight, tapping into another one of the head
nigger's pipelines, said police. A witness said he saw Lebenty-Leben
roasted Long Pigs. The explosion took place in the wee hours of
Tuesday morning at Igbagbongo, a village near the coastal city of
Lagos. It was a stretch of pipeline in remote swamp waters, and news
of the fire only filtered out on Wednesday morning.
A charred swathe of bush littered with hundreds of burned and unburned
jerry cans, assholes, elbows, and buckets was all that remained of the
Village site on Wednesday after engineers clamped the rupture. Lagos
police spokespook Balack Mbah said that officers counted 34 Crispy
Critters at the scene.
Twenty-eight long pigs burnt beyond recognition were sold as Bush meat
near the site by Red Coon volunteers, said Abiodun Orebiyi, secretary
of the Niggerian Red Coons.
Orebiyi said the final toll might never be known, since local
****skinned savages who ravaged the scene earlier had also eaten some
of the 'BBQ'. "There were more than 40 fresh fried 'Long Pigs' when we
first got here," said Ganiyu Odukale, a resident of the Igbagbongo
coonmunity closest to the BBQ, who said he was among the first diners
at the cookout.
Red Coon officials said they were focusing efforts on looking for
injured fecal colored parasites that may have gone into hiding because
the head niggers Death Squads will hunting them down for being engaged
in an illegal activity. Orebiyi said: "Many have fled deeper into the
jungle to avoid execution. We're sending Bounty Hunters into the
villages to capture them."
Most of the thieving cooked 'coons were just *****es and nigglets who
had crowded at the scene with jerry cans and buckets to steal fuel for
sale or their bucks personal use. Despite its huge oil reserves, the
vast majority of Niggerian savages remain impoverished, living on less
than $1 a day. Behaving like typical niggers, they try to score free
fuel in spite angering The Fire Gods.
Thousands of nignogs perish annually from pipeline explosions. The
head nigger always blames Criminal Gangs who break into his pipelines
to siphon fuel, attracting herds of fecal colored parasites that come
in their wake to scavenge for some subsistence fuel. Niggeria's head
nigger has lost Billions to pipeline fires and the concomitant
spillage every year, which is many times the cost of the meager
requirements of the bush-bunny tribes, but he'd rather see 'em all
burn in Hell before letting them have a single ****ing drop for their
cooking fires. That's the 'Nigga Way'…
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