Found in a Newspaper from Holland this week...................
We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold
an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with
a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?