Saw a mock-up of a member****p application to the Collingwood Football
Club last week. First section: FULL NAME (only two spelling mistakes
allowed)...
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A truck driver who hated Collingwood so much that he would even try to
run over any sup****ters he saw beside the road was suddenly sorry that
he'd offered a lift to a priest whose car had broken down.
This regret was prompted by the sight of a Magpie fan hitchhiking very
close to the edge of the road. He knew that with a priest on board he
couldn't indulge his habit, so he aimed to just miss what would
otherwise be an easy target.
As he hurtled past his would-be prey, a loud clunk from the side of the
truck suddenly made him look across to the priest, who said with a quiet
smile: "It's okay, I managed to get him with the door!"
Carna Pies!
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Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher
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