On Apr 12, 5:27 am, Straydog <arthu...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Father wrote:
> > In article <47ffd345$0$9540$4c368...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Father India
says...
>
> > >Yes we Indians are smart, enterprising, and always spending our time
> > >building and improving the world.
>
> > >Since this list goes back to the begining of Indian history of about
7000
> > >BC, it took me a LONG time to compile this massive list to inventions
and
> > >developments that India contributed to the world.
>
> > >How smug are you arrogant lazy Americans now?
>
> > >List Begins
>
> > 1. Hot dog stand for unemployed Americans in IT
>
> > >-----------------------------
> > >List Ends
>
Smug, lazy, arrogant American reply.
Reincarnation would be a discovery and not an invention, foolish
american.
>
> You forgot the invention of reincarnation. It is truly unique.
>
> It also gives me the idea to invent a new religion based on a special
> kind of reincarnation. In other words, this special kind of
> reincarnation is such that when people die and go into the next life,
> in that next life they are rich and healthy and immortal and can get
> infinite ***, infinite alcohol, infinite money, zero taxes, and a big
> mansion with lots of servants (and for females, when they go into the
> next life they will be infinitely beautiful and ***y).
>
> When I get this fully developed and patented, I will sell licenses for
> the use of this "neo-modernized-reincarnation" for one-time royalty
> payments
>
> Please don't tell anyone my secret plan-idea for a great invention. It
> is between you and me, only. Promise?
>
>
|
