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moslem cartoon character mohammad was a child molesting goat ****er and
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Up your ass mohammad - Elif air ab tizak!!!
"Mohammed Burns In Hell" <wiping_my_ass_on_the_qur@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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| Mohammed in a ****ist Colony
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|
| After Mohammed had done a lot of work to convey Allah's message
| to ignorant Arabs, he felt mentally and physically exhausted so
| he thought it is time that he takes a rest for some time.
|
| He went to a very exclusive ****ist colony of those days.
|
| On his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts wandering
| around.
|
| A gorgeous petite girl walks by him and Mohammed immediately
| gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to
| him grinning sweetly and says, "Sir, did you call for me?"
|
| Mohammed replies, "No, what do you mean?"
|
| She says, "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule
| here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for
| me."
|
| Smiling, she then leads Mohammed to the side of a pool, lies
| down on a towel, eagerly pulls him toward her, and happily lets
| him have his way with her.
|
| Mohammed continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna,
| sits down and farts. Within a few seconds, a huge, horribly
| corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the
| steam toward him.
|
| The huge man says, "Sir, did you call for me?"
|
| Mohammed replies, "No, what do you mean?"
|
| "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it
| implies you called for me." The huge man forcibly spins Mohammed
| around and has his way with him.
|
| Mohammed rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the
| smiling ****d receptionist: "May I help you?"
|
| Mohammed says, "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the
| 5000 Dinars enrollment fee."
|
| The receptionist says, "But sir, you've only been here a couple
| of hours, you only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
|
| Mohammed replies, "Listen lady, I am 62 years old, I get an
| erection once a year, but I fart 50 times a day. No thanks."
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