--
moslem cartoon character mohammad was a child molesting goat ****er and
nikomak
_
/'_/)
,/_ /
/ /
/'_'/' '/'__'7,
/'/ / / /" /_\
('( ' /' ')
\ /
'\' _.7'
\ (
\ \
Up your ass mohammad - Elif air ab tizak!!!
"Mohammed Burns In Hell" <wiping_my_ass_on_the_qur@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:cPqdnTM6GMBwyo_VnZ2dnUVZ_rfinZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
| Who says the muzzies aren't funny? Here are some jokes from that
| ka-RAY-zee muzzie standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give
| it up for....
|
| Goffuq Yussef!
|
| Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be
| having a good time. You, sir, in the front row. Is that a scud missile
| under your towel or are you just happy to see me?
|
| On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the
| entire time. There was a sign on the door that always said "occupied."
|
| What do you say to a muzzie woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You
| told her twice already!
|
| How many muzzies does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in
| the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
|
| Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!
|
| What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
|
| Did you hear about the muzzie strip club? It features full facial
| ****ity!
|
| How come it's so hard to cir***cise a muzzie? Because there's no end to
| those pricks!
|
| Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
| Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
|
| Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every
| Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
|
| What has 24 legs and 48 teeth? Twelve muzzie women!
|
| A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants
| crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian
| people!
|
| Who won the muzzie beauty contest? No one!
|
| A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm
| not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself
| up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get
| laid!"
|
| What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity
| ward? "Live ammunition."
|
| Thank you very much, gentlemen.
|
|
|
