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Re: You might be a Muslim if...

by "kangarooistan" <peramangk@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Apr 27, 2008 at 09:40 AM

-- 
moslem cartoon character mohammad was a child molesting goat ****er and 
nikomak


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Up your ass mohammad  - Elif air ab tizak!!!
"Mohammed Burns In Hell" <wiping_my_ass_on_the_qur@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message

news:cPqdnT86GMBZyo_VnZ2dnUVZ_rfinZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
| ..."Spring training" for you consists of warming up your "stone throwing
| arm."
|
| ..."Spring cleaning" for you involves picking up and throwing out the 
feces
| that has ac***ulated in your cave's sleeping quarters.
|
| ...your "bedroom" consists of a magic carpet and a magic lamp for 
lighting.
|
| ...there is a Hellfire missile out there, somewhere, with your name on
it.
|
| ...you have ever thrown a stone (a) at a tank or (b) at a woman who was
| raped by her husband.
|
| ...beheading is a spectator s****t. You hope to go pro someday.
|
| ...instead of watching "American Idol," you go to genital mutilation
| parties.
|
| ...you haven't had a shower for days, but don't realize it.
|
| ...everyone you know has a beard (including the "women").
|
| ...you think Mossad is behind global warming.
|
| ...you've seen a predator drone fly over your camelfarm.
|
| ...your family reunion is smaller this year because your crazy uncle 
Mahmoud
| is in Gitmo, aunt Iesha died in a 3.2 earthquake, and one of your
brothers
| was "rendered" by the CIA (whereabouts-unknown).
|
| ...you don't know that your founding father married a 6-year-old girl
and
| consummated the wedding when she was 9.
|
| ...you can't watch the Cartoon Network without being outraged.
|
| ...you have ever uttered the words "Zionism" or "Alahu Akbar" while
| clutching an AK-47.
|
| ...on Halloween, you dress your kids in dynamite.
|
| ...you know how to fly a plane once its in the air, but not how to take 
off
| or land.
|
| ...your **** collection consists of mags titled "****d Ankles," "Camel
| Butts," and page after page of photos from 9/11.
|
| ...your 3rd wifes bush looks like bigfoot.
|
| ...right now, a U.S. Marine is whipping your monkey ass.
|
|
|
 




 5 Posts in Topic:
Re: You might be a Muslim if...
"kangarooistan"  2008-04-27 09:40:22 
Re: You might be a Muslim if...
=?UTF-8?B?IuKAuSjigKLCv+K  2008-04-27 10:10:53 
Re: You might be a Muslim if...
"Fartass Jewad"  2008-04-26 22:07:45 
Re: You might be a Muslim if...
Ramabriga <Ramabriga@[  2008-05-07 22:28:41 
Re: You might be a Muslim if...
"Fartass Jewad"  2008-04-26 22:16:12 

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