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Up your ass mohammad - Elif air ab tizak!!!
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| "HOW TO CLEAN YOURSELF AFTER DEFECATING, THE ISLAMIC WAY
|
| Apostle of God used to clean himself after defecation using only odd
number
| of stones. That is the sunna (examples set by Muhammad). Muslims living
in
| U.S. can go to Home Depot and buy a bag of gravel for this purpose (the
used
| gravel can be good landscaping material).
|
| "Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 163:
|
| "Narrated Abu Huraira:
| Allah's Apostle said, 'whoever cleans his private parts with stones
should
| do so with odd numbers. And whoever wakes up from his sleep should wash
his
| hands before putting them in the water for ablution, because nobody
knows
| where his hands were during sleep.'"
|
| HAHAHAHA!!!
|
|
| Use of Islamic Knowledge of Health and Hygiene Is a Must for All Muslims
|
| Ayesah Ahmed
|
| Use of western knowledge is kufr (blasphemy) and its pari****oners are
| apostates and infidels. Only Islamic knowledge of health and hygiene
must
be
| used in daily life because Allah has already given that information
through
| Prophet Mohammed for a reason. In Quran he said so many times that he
is
| your role model. Ignoring his sayings is ignoring your deen (religion)
| punishable with hellfire
|
| The following information is presented for the good health of Muslim
umma
| (believers).
|
| Avoid Sicknesses By Clean Islamic Habits
|
| HOW TO CLEAN YOURSELF AFTER DEFECATING, THE ISLAMIC WAY
| Apostle of God used to clean himself after defecation using only odd
number
| of stones. That is the sunna (examples set by Muhammad). Muslims living
in
| U.S. can go to Home Depot and buy a bag of gravel for this purpose (the
used
| gravel can be good landscaping material).
|
| Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 163:
|
| Narrated Abu Huraira:
| Allah's Apostle said, " whoever cleans his private parts with stones
should
| do so with odd numbers. And whoever wakes up from his sleep should wash
his
| hands before putting them in the water for ablution, because nobody
knows
| where his hands were during sleep."
|
| NEVER USE BONES OR ANIMAL DUNG AFTER DEFECATING
|
| Jinns love to eat bones and dried animal dung. They don't appreciate
the
| contamination of their favourite delicacy with fecal matter and can
pounce
| on the next guy they find sitting and defecating.
|
|
| Bukhari Volume 5, Book 58, Number 200:
|
| Narrated Abu Huraira:
| That once he was in the, company of the Prophet carrying a water pot for
his
| ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was following him
| carrying it (i.e. the pot), The Prophet said, "Bring me stones in order
to
| clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung."
|
| "What about the bone and the animal dung?" He said, "They are of the
food
of
| Jinns. The delegate of Jinns of (the city of) Nasibin came to me--and
how
| nice those Jinns were--and asked me for the remains of the human food. I
| invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal
dung
| but find food on them."
|
| HOW TO URINATE
|
| You must keep your right hand clean to hold Quran.
|
| Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 156:
| Narrated Abu Qatada:
|
| The Prophet said, "Whenever anyone of you urinates he should not hold
his
| ***** or clean his private parts with his right hand.
|
|
| WASH YOUR NOSE FROM INSIDE IN THE MORNING
|
| In the morning wash your nose from inside as Satan urinates and
defecates
| inside while spending the night there. Otherwise you will have runny
nose
| all day besides possible nose infections.
|
| Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516:
|
| Narrated Abu Huraira:
| The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the
| ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then
blowing
it
| out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all
the
| night."
|
|
| WASH YOUR EARS FROM INSIDE IF YOU WAKE UP LATE
|
| If you wake up late in the morning and miss the fajr prayer, Satan who
| spends the night in your nose walks out and urinates in your ears. It
| results in ear infection.
|
|
| Bukhari Volume 2, Book 21, Number 245:
| Narrated 'Abdullah :
| A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h) and he was told that
he
| had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The
| Prophet said, "Satan urinated in is ears."
|
| Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 492:
|
| Narrated 'Abdullah:
| It was mentioned before the Prophet that there was a man who slept the
night
| till morning (after sunrise). The Prophet said, "He is a man in whose
ears
| (or ear) Satan had urinated."
|
| OTHER GOOD HABBITS FOR GOOD HEALTH
|
| Tabari II:99
| "Abraham was tested with ten Islamic practices: rinsing the mouth,
cleansing
| nostrils with water, trimming the mustache, using a toothstick, plucking
the
| armpit (ouch), paring nails, wa****ng finger joints, cir***cision,
shaving
| pubic hair, and wa****ng the rear and vulva."
|
| WOMEN MUST BE SHAVED
|
| A shaved woman makes a tired husband after a long journey very happy.
|
| Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 173:
|
| Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:
| The Prophet said, "If you enter (your town) at night (after coming from
a
| journey), do not enter upon your family till the woman whose husband was
| absent (from the house) shaves her pubic hair ."
|
| WOMEN MUST BE CIR***CISED
|
| Cir***cision keeps a woman from doing hanky panky thus protecting her
from
| hellfire.
| Sunan Abu Dawud Book 41, Number 5251:
|
| Narrated Umm Atiyyah al-Ansariyyah:
| A woman used to perform cir***cision in Medina . The Prophet
| (peace_be_upon_him) said to her: Do not cut severely as that is better
for
a
| woman and more desirable for a husband.
|
| MENSTRUATION IS ILLNESS WHICH CAN BE CURED BY FONDLING
|
| Menstruation is a sickness suffered by all women. Prophet used to cure
his
| wives of this illness by fondling.
|
| Q 002.222: They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say:
It
| is an illness.,
|
| .Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 646:
|
| Narrated 'Aisha:
| The Prophet used to treat some of his wives by passing his right hand
over
| the place of illness.
|
| Bukhari IVolume 1, Book 6, Number 298:
|
| Narrated 'Aisha:
| The Prophet and I used to take a bath from a single pot while we were
Junub.
| During the menses, he used to order me to put on an Izar (dress worn
below
| the waist) and used to fondle me.
|
| Volume 1, Book 6, Number 299:
|
| Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
|
| (on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle
| wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to
order
| her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of
you
| could control his ***ual desires as the Prophet could."
|
|
| Bukhari Volume 1, Book 6, Number 300:
|
| Narrated Maimuna:
| When ever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle any of his wives during the
| periods (menses), he used to ask her to wear an Izar.
|
| THE FLOOR WHERE YOU PROSTRATE MUST BE FREE OF URINE
|
| During prophet time, dogs used to come and urinate in the mosque all the
| time. Prophet was so sick and tired that he ordered all dogs of Madina
| killed.
| Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 174:
|
| Narrated Abu Huraira:
| Hamza bin 'Abdullah narrated: My father said. "During the lifetime of
| Allah's Apostle, the dogs used to urinate, and pass through the mosques
| (come and go)."
|
| Bukhari volume 4, Book 54, Number 540:
| Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:
| Allah's Apostle ordered that the dogs should be killed.
|
|
| NOISY AND SMELLY FARTS MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND BREAK THE PRAYERS
|
| Every time prayer breaks you have to go and make a new wudu. It is
really
| irritating when an imam has to break prayers and go for a new wudu. It
is
| best imams stay away from beans.
|
|
| Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 137:
| narrated Abu Huraira:
|
| Allah's Apostle said, "The prayer of a person breaks by passing of wind
from
| the anus."
|
| . Once, after beans were served in walima feast at prophet's house the
isha
| prayer took two hours because prophet and all namazis were preaking
prayer
| and making wudu repeatedly.
|
| Disruption was also caused by the namazis laughing out loud every time
| some one farted .Prophet had to turn around and stop them.
| Muslim:B40N6837
|
| Prophet advised in regard to people laughing at other's passing wind
from
| anus and said: 'You laugh at that which you yourself do.'"
|
| LITTLE FARTS (SILENT AND NON SMELLY) DON'T BREAK PRAYERS
|
| Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 139:
|
| Narrated 'Abbas bin Tamim:
| My uncle asked Allah's Apostle about a person who imagined to have
passed
| wind from anus during the prayer. Allah' Apostle replied: "He should not
| leave his prayers unless he hears sound or smells something.
|
| DISEASES AND THEIR CURES
| All diseases are not bad. Some are blessing in disguise.
|
| PLAGUE AND ABDOMINAL DESEASES ARE BLESSINGS FROM GOD FOR BELIEVERS, THEY
GET
| YOU THE RANK OF A MARTYR AND PRADISE
|
| Bukhari volume 4, Book 52, Number 82:
|
| Narrated Abu Huraira:
|
| Allah's Apostle said, "Five are regarded as martyrs: They are those who
die
| because of plague, abdominal disease, drowning or a falling building
etc.,
| and the martyrs in Allah's Cause."
|
| Bukhari Volume 8, Book 77, Number 616:
|
| Narrated 'Aisha:
|
| I asked Allah's Apostle about the plague. He said, "That was a means of
| torture which Allah used to send upon whom-so-ever He wished, but He
made
it
| a source of mercy for the believers, for anyone who is residing in a
town
in
| which this disease is present, and remains there and does not leave that
| town, but has patience and hopes for Allah's reward, and knows that
nothing
| will befall him except what Allah has written for him, then he will get
such
| reward as that of a martyr."
|
| Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 628:
|
| Narrated Anas bin Malik:
|
| Allah's Apostle said, "(Death from) plague is martyrdom for every
Muslim."
|
| Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 629:
|
| Narrated Abu Huraira:
|
| The Prophet said, "He (a Muslim) who dies of an abdominal disease is a a
| martyr, and he who dies of plague is a martyr."
|
| CONTAGIOUS DESEASES ONLY CONVEYED BY ALLAH'S PERMISSION
| Some small illnesses like menstruation, cold, cough, headache etc are
| authorized by Jibraeel. But contagious diseases need permission from
Allah.
|
| Bukhari:V7B71N665
| "The Prophet said, 'No contagious disease is conveyed without Allah's
| permission.'"
|
|
| FEVER IS FROM THE HEAT OF HELL
| When Allah decides to give fever to some one he asks the hell to
transfer
| the heat to the designated human body.
|
| Bukhari:V4B54N484
|
| "I heard the Prophet saying, 'Fever is from the heat of the Hell Fire.'"
|
| URINE IS EXCELLENT FOR HEALTH
|
| Urine is not only a great drink, it cures many diseases. Indian prime
| minister used to drink urine and lived a very long life. He taught
| President Carter that trick, and Carter is still alive and kicking.
However
| camel urine is one notch above.
|
| Bukhari:V7B71N590
|
| "The climate of Medina did not suit some people so the Prophet ordered
them
| to drink camel urine as a medicine."
|
|
| CURE ALL DESEASES WITH BLACK ***IN
| Western cor****ations dread islam. They know that with islam comes the
| Islamic knowledge of useful cost saving short cuts. Imagine what will
happen
| to Pharmaceutical industry if it becomes common knowledge that black
***in
| can cure all diseases except death.
|
| Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 592:
|
| Narrated Abu Huraira:
|
| I heard Allah's Apostle saying, "There is healing in black ***in for all
| diseases except death."
|
|
| DON'T LIKE BLACK ***IN? TRY CUPPING, HONEY AND FIRE
| Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 585:
|
| Narrated Ibn 'Abbas:
| The Prophet said, "Healing is in three things: cupping, a gulp of honey
or
| cauterization, (branding with fire) but I forbid my followers to use
| cauterization (branding with fire)."
|
| Bukari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 588:
|
| Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:
| A man came to the Prophet and said, "My brother has some abdominal
trouble."
| The Prophet said to him "Let him drink honey." The man came for the
second
| time and the Prophet said to him, 'Let him drink honey."
|
| He came for the third time and the Prophet said, "Let him drink honey."
He
| returned again and said, "I have done that ' The Prophet then said,
"Allah
| has said the truth, but your brother's abdomen has told a lie. Let him
drink
| honey." So he made him drink honey and he was cured.
|
|
| INDIAN INCENSE CURES SEVEN DESEASES INCLUDING THROAT TROUBLES AND
PLEURISY
|
| Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 596:
|
| Narrated Um Qais bint Mihsan:
| I heard the Prophet saying, "Treat with the Indian incense, for it has
| healing for seven diseases; it is to be sniffed by one having throat
| trouble, and to be put into one side of the mouth of one suffering from
| pleurisy
|
| FLY WINGS HAVE DESEASE AS WELL AS CURE
| Pharmacies can sell the fly wings which has cure.
|
| Bukhari Volume 7, Book 71, Number 673:
|
| Narrated Abu Huraira:
| Allah's Apostle said, "If a fly falls in the vessel of any of you, let
him
| dip all of it (into the vessel) and then throw it away, for in one of
its
| wings there is a disease and in the other there is healing (antidote for
it)
| i e. the treatment for that disease."
|
| IF YOU HAVE EPILEPSY,HANG IN THERE ,YOU GO TO PARADISE
|
| Bukhari Volume 7, Book 70, Number 555:
|
| Narrated 'Ata bin Abi Rabah:
| Ibn 'Abbas said to me, "This black lady came to the Prophet and said, 'I
get
| attacks of epilepsy and my body becomes uncovered; please invoke Allah
for
| me.' The Prophet said (to her), 'If you wish, be patient and you will
have
| (enter) Paradise ; and if you wish, I will invoke Allah to cure you.'
She
| said, 'I will remain patient,
|
|
| ABOUT PREGNANCY AND BABIES
|
| Western doctors are amazed that prophet knew the things they still do
not
| know. That is the reason that it is the fastest growing religion. Why
do
| you think Maurice Bucaille , the french doctor wrote that islam is a
| scientific religion.
|
| WOMB ANGEL CALLS ALL THE SHOTS
|
| Bukhari Volume 1, Book 6, Number 315:
|
| Narrated Anas bin Malik:
|
| The Prophet said, "At every womb Allah appoints an angel who says, 'O
Lord!
| A drop of semen, O Lord! A clot. O Lord! A little lump of flesh." Then
if
| Allah wishes (to complete) its creation, the angel asks, (O Lord!) Will
it
| be a male or female, a wretched or a blessed, and how much will his
| provision be? And what will his age be?' So all that is written while
the
| child is still in the mother's womb."
|
|
| Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 430:
| Narrated 'Abdullah bin Mus'ud:
|
| Allah's Apostle, said, " a human being is put together in the womb of
the
| mother in forty days, and then he becomes a clot of thick blood for a
| similar period, and then a piece of flesh for a similar period. Then
Allah
| sends an angel who is ordered to write four things. He is ordered to
write
| down his (i.e. the new creature's) deeds, his livelihood, his (date of)
| death, and whether he will be blessed or wretched (in religion). Then
the
| soul is breathed into him.."
|
| HOW TO PROTECT YOUR FUTURE BABY FROM SATAN
|
| Remember this next time you have ***.
| Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 493:
|
| Narrated Ibn 'Abbas:
|
| The Prophet said, "If anyone of you, when having ***ual relation with
his
| wife, say: 'In the name of Allah. O Allah! Protect us from Satan and
prevent
| Satan from approaching our offspring you are going to give us,' and if
he
| begets a child (as a result of that relation) Satan will not harm it."
|
| PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM S****S WITH TWO WHITE LINES OR
SHORT
| TAIL TO AVOID BLINDNESS AND MISCARRIAGE
|
|
| Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 527:
|
| Narrated 'Aisha:
|
| The Prophet said, "Kill the s**** with two white lines on its back, for
it
| blinds the on-looker and causes abortion."
|
| Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 528:
|
| Narrated 'Aisha:
| The Prophet ordered that a short-tailed or mutilated-tailed s**** (i.e.
| Abtar) should be killed, for it blinds the on-looker and causes
abortion."
|
| Volume 4, Book 54, Number 529:
| Narrated Abu Mulaika:
| Prophet said, 'Do not kill s****s except the short-tailed or
| mutilated-tailed s**** with two white lines on its back, for it causes
| abortion and makes one blind. So kill it.'
|
|
| HOW TO GUARANTEE PREGNANY AND A MALE CHILD
|
| Why bother with X and Y chromosomes. Just say inshallah for a male child
| specially if you want him to strive fir Allah, and become a suicide
bomber
| to kill infidels.
|
| You have to make sure you say "inshallah" before you have *** with your
| spouse if you want pregnancy and a male child.
|
| Bukhari Volume 4, Book 52, Number 74i:
|
| Narrated Abu Huraira:
|
| Allah's Apostle said, "Once Solomon, son of David said, '(By Allah)
Tonight
| I will have ***ual intercourse with one hundred (or ninety-nine) women
each
| of whom will give birth to a knight who will fight in Allah's Cause.' On
| that a (i.e. if Allah wills) but he did not say, 'Allah willing.'
Therefore
| only one of those women conceived and gave birth to a half-man. By Him
in
| Whose Hands Muhammad's life is, if he had said, "Allah willing', (he
would
| have begotten sons) all of whom would have been knights striving in
Allah's
| Cause."
|
| HOW TO DETERMINE THE LOOKS OF YOUR BABY BEFORE BIRTH
|
|
| Basically it is a game of control.
|
| Bukhari:V4B55N546
| "Allah's Apostle said, 'Gabriel has just now told me of the answer. If a
man
| has ***ual intercourse with his wife and gets discharge first, the child
| will resemble him, and if the woman gets discharge first, the child will
| resemble her.'"
|
| MALE SEMEN IS WHITE AND THICK ,FEMALE SEMEN IS YELLOW AND THIN
| Ishaq:255
| "Jewish rabbis came to the Apostle and asked him , 'Why does a boy
resemble
| his mother when the semen comes from the father?' Muhammad replied, 'Do
you
| not know that a man's semen is white and thick and a woman's is yellow
and
| thin? The likeness goes with that which comes to the top.
|
| BABY'S SKIN COLOR
| Tabari I:258
| "Allah sent Gabriel to the earth to bring Him some clay. The earth said,
'I
| take refuge in Allah against you mutilating me. Then He sent the angel
of
| death. He took some soil from the earth and made a mixture. He did not
take
| it from a single place but took red, white, and black soil. Therefore,
the
| children of Adam came out different."
|
| WHY BABY CRIES AT BIRTH
| Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 506:
| Narrated Abu Huraira:
|
| The Prophet said, "When any human being is born. Satan touches him at
both
| sides of the body with his two fingers, except Jesus, the son of Mary,
whom
| Satan tried to touch but failed, for he touched the placenta-cover
instead."
|
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