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> > > >> Russia's ambassador to the EU, Vladimir Chizhov, voiced concern
> > > >> last
> > > >> week
> > > >> that the EU was allowing the negotiations to be taken hostage by
> > > >> new
> > > >> member states that were once Soviet satellites and bore a grudge
> > > >> against
> > > >> Moscow.
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> > > > Surprise, surprise!
>
> > > lol, yes, it sounds as if it was ripped straight from the "pages" of
> > > SCB.
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> > Europe can do a lot of damage to Russia. I hear EU wants to reduce the
> > consumption of Russian gas by half. What is going on with the
> > construction of the Russian gas pipeline to the Far East? Russia
> > should give in to EU, let it have its way, and sell all its gas to
> > Japan, South Korea and China.
>
> > When is the pipeline going to be ready?
>
> > - simply put, europe must be the most desirable customer to the
> > russians.
> > if
> > i am to believe what i read, russians are fascinated with europe; more
> > so
> > than they are with japan or south/east asia. so the pipeline is a
> > political
> > tool to help keep their fingers in europe's pie. it's actually kinda
> > funny
> > when you think about it but i can respect it.
>
> But I am not saying that Russia should abandon supplying gas and oil
> to EU altogether. Russia must simply finish its pipeline to the Far
> East and then sell its gas on an auction basis - whoever offers higher
> prices and firmer guarantees - will get the gas.
>
> Let the free market and the supply-demand curve rule! Capitalist
> Russia will teach socialist Europe a lesson in economics.
>
> Say, EU declares that democratic Russia is a dangerous country and
> that it wants to reduce the consumption of Russian gas and buy gas
> from EU's best fascist friends like Lybia or Saudi Arabia
>
> Or Lithuania decides to blackmail Russia and punish it for the misdeed
> from the previous millenium
>
> Or, Ukraine or Belarus demand that Russia continue to sell gas to them
> at one quarter of the price that EU pays and threated to suck off all
> the Russian gas destined for EU through their pipelines, as they have
> already done
>
> Or Poland demands that Russians eat poisoned Baglade**** elephant dung,
> banned in Russia, Ukriane and Germany
>
> Or whatever else Russian moronic feudal and feuding neighbors to the
> West invent to spite Russia for the fun of it -
>
> In all such cases, Russia should not argue with them but instead agree
> completely, obey their command, and sell its gas to Japan and China
> instead, while EU will either freeze to death or get its wish and pay
> 5 times more for Lybian, Saudi or Venezuelan oil. EU will return to
> the nostalgic times of the 19th century, when London was dark 24 hours
> per day due to the soot in the air, so romantically depicted by
> Monet. Lung doctors and undertakers in Europe will prosper, etc. And
> EU will rid itself of the dangers of the notoriously nonexistent
> "Russian extremism, terrorism and blackmail" in favour of "benign"
> Islamic extremist balckmail and terrorism, which should be no problem
> for EU because it will turn Muslim in a few decades anyway.
>
> It's a win-win-win solution:
>
> Russia will sell its gas at twice the current prices without fear of
> blackmail from transit countries.
>
> Japan/China/Korea will get energy at half the price they are currently
> paying for Middle East gas. And from a reliable seller. And clean gas
> instead of poisonous oil.
>
> And EU will get its desire of reducing "dependence" on Russian oil,
> will be able to see the air it breethes, will make the vengeful
> dwarves from the Baltics and Poland feel extatic ("See! We are so
> im****tant that we forced Russia to stop selling its gas to EU! And we
> have reduced the population of our other enemy - Germany- by half by
> freezing many to death and poisoning the rest with oil fumes!"), and
> will let the geniuses from EU to put their money (five times as much!)
> where their mouths are and enjoy the wonders of "democratic" vakhabism
> and Islamic extremism, which they claim is "more democratic" than the
> Russian government, led by Professor Dmitry Medvedev. "the new
> Hitler", as they view him in EU and USA.
>
> And USA will be happy too, because weakened Europe will become even
> more of a slave to USA.
>
> And so will be all those oil-rich Arab countries and terrorist
> groups.
>
> No losers, only winners!
>
> Maybe the entire World should help Russia finish its Far East pipeline
> and bring so much happiness to everybody, especially to EU, eh?
>
> - lol. elephant dung from bangladesh?
> but seriously though... i hear that rich russians are buying real-estate
> in
> swanky london areas at a feverish pace. what is to become of them in
your
> little scenario?
>
Are you worried about their dying from starvation? Don't. They will
make extra $hundreds of millions because of higher Russian gas
revenues but will have to spend $hundreds of thousands more on heating
their London mansions.
>
> you may also be curious to know that an acquaintance of mine is
currently
> working in moscow 3 days/week teaching richies how to invest in land
> schemes. they asked him what he wanted to get payed and just for fun he
> said
> "5000 dollars/day". they agreed! that's four times more than he would
make
> here. to make things even better (for him), he's an alchoholic and loves
> vodka!
>
Does he love beautiful women as well?
- he's happily married. hahaha happily married.
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