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Britain Pre-Emptively Surrenders in the Culture War
by Jauhara
Once upon a time, there was a teeny tiny church in a teeny tiny town in
the teeny tiny country of England...which called itself Great Britain,
in order to compensate for its smallness.
But, I digress.
In the teeny tiny church in the teeny tiny town was a teeny tiny music
festival, where the people gathered to watch the children put on a
musical play called "The Three Little Pigs".
Well, in the same little town, in the same little country were
new-comers, called Muslims, but in order for the people not to be
upset, they were repackaged as "Asians" by the press and the
government. And of course, this euphemism put people completely at
ease.
Well, the Muslims HATED pigs, due to their religious edicts, so the
people of the teeny tiny town, wi****ng not to offend their new
neighbours, decided to rename the play, "The 3 Little Pugs", until
someone pointed out to the frightened play director, that Muslims also
find dogs to be as filthy as pigs.
So they sought to placate their new friends by substituting different
animals, all to no avail.
The Muslims found everything to be upset about. After the title of the
play was deemed too offensive, they found that the mixing of boy
children with girl children terribly offensive. So the play director
sent the girls packing.
Well, that was not enough, because the Muslims found music to be an
evil that Allah hates, so the play director cut the musical numbers,
thinking that surely the Muslims would find everything satisfactory at
last, but no, they were still offended.
"We have done everything to please you in this matter, and still you
are offended! What more can we possibly do?" asked the exasperated play
director.
"YOU offend us, filthy infidel! Nothing would make a righteous son of
Allah happier than if you would simply die!"
Seeing that he at last had found the one thing that would make the
Muslim truly happier than anything else in the world, the play director
went home and swallowed poison and died, setting the example for all
sensitive multi-culturalists everywhere in Europe, which is now called
Eurabia.
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