On Mar 2, 1:50=A0pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Eee arr - were is Farmer Giles? Is ee at the sheep again? We can't
> celebrate this month without 'im eee arrr.
> Do you reckon ees round at Bodes 'ouse??
Doubt it, since I live at least 6000 miles from his house.
However, he's welcome to visit my family and I at his
pleasure, *You* OTOH I'm afraid to say, would not
be welcome since I'm afraid that the neighbours would
no doubt call the police to complain about the smell if you
came within 10 miles of my place. They would also not be too happy
to see you urinating and vomiting in all the public telephone booths
in town, as you lot are wont to do.
Did you hear about the *cotsman who tried to commit suicide
by putting his head in the gas oven? Unfortunately the gas
ran out and he was to cheap to put another penny in the meter.
*cots hate week starts, appropriately on April 1st. so get out
your Catholic Nun's habit and prepare to mince along Princes
St. with the rest of the *cots fairies.
> Hardy
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