On Mar 2, 2:40=A0pm, The Highlander <mich...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Mar 2, 1:50 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> > Eee arr - were is Farmer Giles? Is ee at the sheep again? We can't
> > celebrate this month without 'im eee arrr.
> > Do you reckon ees round at Bodes 'ouse??
>
> > Hardy
>
> Oither tha' or 'e be out chasin sheep round Hines Stye Hill!
>
> That there Joiles do loike a young sheep ter keep 'im company in his
> old age...
>
> Arrgh, boi the weay, Hardy lad, iffen that there Drake comes round
> askin yer ter kiss 'im, give 'im a slap from me.
> Dirty *nglish poof - an 'im an admiral and aal!
Typical *cots ignorance. *That* was Lord Nelson you silly little
fairycake.
>
> Yer Dad, (if rumour be correct).
Hardy had a dad??!! I heard he was found under a rock
somewhere in Fife. I also heard that he had changed his name to
"Jason Handy" and was last seen in London being arrested for anto-
social behaviour, i.e. drunk and disorderly
and begging from the English passersby. He was last seen waving a
bottle of meths and vomiting in a London telephone
kiosk. You did a terrible job of raising him, no doubt due to the
fact that you kept dropping him on his head as you attempted
to stagger across the room on all fours.
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