On Mar 3, 11:57 am, "Boedi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
" <Boedi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Mar 2, 1:50 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> > Eee arr - were is Farmer Giles? Is ee at the sheep again? We can't
> > celebrate this month without 'im eee arrr.
> > Do you reckon ees round at Bodes 'ouse??
>
> Doubt it, since I live at least 6000 miles from his house.
> However, he's welcome to visit my family and I at his
> pleasure, *You* OTOH I'm afraid to say, would not
> be welcome since I'm afraid that the neighbours would
> no doubt call the police to complain about the smell if you
> came within 10 miles of my place. They would also not be too happy
> to see you urinating and vomiting in all the public telephone booths
> in town, as you lot are wont to do.
>
> Did you hear about the *cotsman who tried to commit suicide
> by putting his head in the gas oven? Unfortunately the gas
> ran out and he was to cheap to put another penny in the meter.
>
> *cots hate week starts, appropriately on April 1st. so get out
> your Catholic Nun's habit and prepare to mince along Princes
> St. with the rest of the *cots fairies.
>
> > Hardy
Sir - I shall look forward to it and am ready for the challenge.
Yours flatulently
Hardy
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