On Mar 2, 12:25 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Mar 3, 7:30 am, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-jenk...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> wrote:
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> > The author wishes to thank Mr Hardy Spicer of this parish
> > for igniting the spark of inspiration on Sunday 2nd March
> > 2008 which resulted in this minor re-write of the lyrics.
>
> > They'll always be an *ngland
>
> > I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
> > I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
> > May this fair dear land we love so well
> > In dignity and freedom dwell.
> > Though worlds may change and go awry
> > While there is still one voice to cry
>
> > There'll always be an England
> > We're just a bloomin' pain.
> > But next time there's a World Cup
> > We'll win it once again.
>
> > There'll always be an England
> > But now we're in a fix
> > We haven't done so very well
> > Since 1996
>
> > There'll always be an England
> > While there's a busy street,
> > Wherever there are English men,
> > A dozen smelly feet.
>
> > There'll always be an England,
> > But England's done I fear
> > If England means a thing to you
> > Start crying in your beer
>
> > There always was a Britain
> > As long as Scotland's there
> > The thought of them just leaving
> > Is far too much to bear
>
> > There always was a Britain
> > That no one could despoil
> > That was until that Scottish lot
> > Pissed off with their oil
>
> > Red, white and blue; what does it mean to you?
> > Surely you're proud, shout it aloud,
> > England's toast !
> > The empire too . . . can't depend on you.
> > Nothing remains. Gone are the days
> > Of bragging and boast
>
> Bravo - applause....
>
> Hardy
Seconded!
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