IN OTHER NEWS:
Palestinians in Gaza are starving to death, and mass graves are being dug
for those who are certain to die of hunger. Dying patients at the Gaza
hospital prayed to Allah not to deprive them from seeing the "Camel Beauty
Pageant" before they expire. Iraq is in total chaos. But mane Iraqis
promised to watch the "Camel beauty contest" in lieu of the daily dose of
mass slaughter, God-willing. In unrelated news, Israeli scientists are
working hard at making the Jewish State the most technologically developed
in the world by 2020.