YOU ARE A MUSLIM IF :
1.. You think your testicles are part of the solar system.
2.. You married your wife when she was 6 years old, then beat her up
regularly
3.. Goat ****ing is your early morning ritual.
4.. Instead of watching American Idol, you go to genital mutilation
parties
5.. You've seen a predator drone fly over your house.
6.. Your bedroom consists of magic carpet and magic lamp for lighting.
7.. Your wife has or had an exciting love affair with a Jew.
8.. Spring training for you consists of warming up your stone-throwing
arm.
9.. You exchanged your Toyota pick-up for a camel.
10.. Camel piss for you is a nutritious beverage.
11.. Your **** collection consists of ****d camel butts and body
pieces.
12.. If you are over eighty, you still have a 12 year old mentality.
13.. You waste a lot of ****in' time in the newsgroups.
14.. You ejaculate while watching little girls taking a bath.
15.. You can't watch the cartoon network withoug being outraged.
16.. Beheading is a spectator s****t. You hope to go pro someday
17.. Your father married your mother when she was 6 years old.
18.. Your family reunion is smaller this year because your crazy uncle
is
in Gitmo, your aunt died in a 3.2 earthquake, your brother is
on
suicide bombing mission and your father got hit by a
sidewinder.
19.. Your wife, husband, aunts or uncles could be a Mossad agent.
20.. Everyone you know has a beard, including women.
21.. You are scared of Jews and cower at the sight of them.
22.. Your country has been programmed and locked on by Israeli nuclear
missiles from nuclear submarines.
