To all readers:
Beware!!!!! If you are Evil, cowardly, or weak, there are people in
the U.S. Interior who will eat you alive, literally, and
metaphorically.
The United States is divided into the following areas:
1. The Sea of Nothingness, or the Northeast. This area is calm,
peaceful, eternally empty, silent, and safe, for all, even Evil,
cowardly, or weak beings.
2. The Twilight Zone, or the Midwest. This area is calm, peaceful,
silent, and full of reality warping.
3. Traitor Land, or the South. This area is barren. The leaders of
the C.S.A. stayed true, and were honorable. But the followers, 90% of
the population of the South, turned traitor, and betrayed the United
States.
4. The Barren Wastes, or the Great Plains. This area is barren.
5. Cannibal Land, or the Cowboy West. This area is barren, and filled
with cannibals who will hunt down, kill, and eat, all cowardly beings.
6. Decadent Land, or the West Coast. This area is barren, soft, and
comfortable.
Antarctica is Western Pennsylvania. There, I went on a journey. I
discovered the Cheat Doctrine there. If you are cheated, or in any
way treated unjustly, or unfairly, stay true, and you will take back
all, plus 10%. There, I found a way to help save nature. It is
beautiful there, but haunted, and deadly. Cannibals live there, and
eat all who are cowardly.
Sincerely,
Kira
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