Re: Would "sitting down with Dalai Lama" solve the human right issue

Sitting down with the Dali could present some touchy problems.  You
see, the "Daliman," as he prefers to be called in Western countries,
doesn't wear underwear. Of any kind.  Most protocol coordinators know
this and in advance of a visit by the Daliman to their heads of state
or CEOs, the coordinator will acquire or trot out an audiotape of
Barry Manilow reciting "There Was A Man From Nantucket," to be played
as the Daliman sits down in his Daliman way (Indian style) so as to
muffle for guests the squi****ng sound that this maneuver usually
ushers forth.  Just something that the Daliman's handlers have come to
expect. And the Daliman, although not obsessed with squi****ng sounds,
also appreciates the attention to detail.