One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked
about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
pleased
and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a
thank you
card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing
community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm
doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and
leaves
the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you
card and
a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and
"Becoming
More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing
community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves
the
shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
left
and right...
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