Never Tick Off a Nurse!!!
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was
a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around like he did
his
Staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with
him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She
came
Into his room and announced, 'I have to take your
temperature.'
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down,
crossed
His arms and opened his
mouth.
'No, I'm sorry,' the nurse stated, 'but for this reading, I can't
use an
Oral
thermometer.'
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled
over
And bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her
announce, 'I
Have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get
back!'
She leaves the door to his room open on her way
out!
He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his
door,
Laughing. After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the
room.
'What's going on here?' asked the
doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, 'What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen
Someone having their temperature
taken?'
After a pause, the doctor confesses, 'Not with a carnation.'
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