After weeks of research and laborious fact-checking, I found what will
be judged to be the most im****tant link to the U.S. and China during
this Olympic year, as the Games draw nearer.
YES!
You know Beijing is, of course, known worldwide as "The Brown City,"
or more colorfully, "BROWN TOWN" !
This is because Beijing is so polluted with fog, smog, car exhaust,
B.O., feces, and human flatulence that what constitutes the "AIR"
there is colored brown, not unlike a huge turd-like cloud that serves
as a permanent reminder that the Chinese Communists have more
im****tant things to do besides addressing a mere piffle like
unhealthy, poisonous "air" in a city of, what, 20 million?
But, what comes next is a real eyelid opener! You'll just love this!
Polls show that at least 16 Chinese citizens are aware that the famous
U.S. horse race, the PREAKNESS, will be run tomorrow, Saturday, May
17, in Baltimore, Maryland.
And guess what the name of the odds-on-favored horse is ...
MR. BROWN!
I kid you not, you rascally Chinkies!
Favored to win what's known as the second leg of horse-racing's TRIPLE
CROWN, Mr. Beijing, uh, Mr. Brown, has already won the internationally
famous KENTUCKY DERBY. If he wins the PREAKNESS, two weeks later
he'll go for a win in the BELMONT STAKES in New York state. Winning
there will give him the TRIPLE CROWN, which has not been accomplished
since 1979.
Isn't this information interesting, you inscrutable Chinee folks?
But stand by. I'll be uncovering many more exciting facts for your
entertainment as Brown Town continues to prep for the O's.
Until then, keep your crotches shaved and your anuses greased! Oh,
and don't inhale too many flies ... unless they're your dinner.
Chow!
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