Re: This disaster and the olympics-

"This disaster and the olympics-"



Chinese President, Hu Jintao, known as the George W. Bush of Sinoland,
today addressed the question as to whether or not the Olympics will be
cancelled in the wake of the re****ted massive earthquake that he now
says has killed perhaps three-dozen people and injured almost 100.

"Inasmuch," he told a group of adoring Tibetan re****ters, "as
casualties from the earthquake are minimal by Chinese standards, it is
with great pleasure and snivelity that I announce the Games will go
on!  Earthquake rescue operations will be briefly suspended for the
time being and will resume after the Olympics. We will, however,
emplace several ****ta-potties in the quake zone, should any victims
manage to crawl to safety during the hiatus.

"I call upon all citizens to enjoy the Games and relax, knowing that
we have your missing and trapped loved ones at heart.  They
undoubtedly would have wished us to push on and not cancel the
Olympics for just a little old temblor."