"PAP's High Court Judges says that sucking cock is illegal"
THIS IS TO inform all nationalized Chinese posters and readers here
that I have been appointed herewith by Minister of Civil Affairs, Li
Xueju, an official "Monitor of Oral Naughtiness" in Cheopsui
Province. This position is capitalized at $110,000 per annum U.S.,
and grants the undersigned unalloyed permission to electronically and
personally monitor "rooms of coitional practice" to ensure there is no
suckling of *****es or lapping of vulvalar labia during intercoursal
arousals within the Province. In this endeavor, I shall have under my
employ several assistants, who, upon receiving evidence that salivary
or masticatory ***ual organal stimulation is being performed at a
surveilled home, will immediately descend upon said abode, render
clear the door, and personally place under captivity the two or more
offending fellatiators and/or cunnilinguists. Moreover, such
prisoners shall be conveyed, ****, quivering, and dripping, to the
local OSR Office, there to be fondled, laved, and fingered by security
guards, then enjoined to reenact their crimes before a local
magistrate and a jury of their neighbors. So be on guard ye ***
outlaws. You are being watched!
Y.R.R
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