On May 18, 1:54=A0pm, YaluRiverRosie <kink...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> "PAP's High Court Judges says that sucking cock is illegal"
>
> THIS IS TO inform all nationalized Chinese posters and readers here
> that I have been appointed herewith by Minister of Civil Affairs, Li
> Xueju, an official "Monitor of Oral Naughtiness" in Cheopsui
> Province. =A0This position is capitalized at $110,000 per annum U.S.,
> and grants the undersigned unalloyed permission to electronically and
> personally monitor "rooms of coitional practice" to ensure there is no
> suckling of *****es or lapping of vulvalar labia during intercoursal
> arousals within the Province. =A0In this endeavor, I shall have under my
> employ several assistants, who, upon receiving evidence that salivary
> or masticatory ***ual organal stimulation is being performed at a
> surveilled home, will immediately descend upon said abode, render
> clear the door, and personally place under captivity the two or more
> offending fellatiators and/or cunnilinguists. =A0Moreover, such
> prisoners shall be conveyed, ****, quivering, and dripping, to the
> local OSR Office, there to be fondled, laved, and fingered by security
> guards, then enjoined to reenact their crimes before a local
> magistrate and a jury of their neighbors. =A0So be on guard ye ***
> outlaws. =A0You are being watched!
>
> Y.R.R
You, too, should wash your mouth with clorox and insecticide.
Your foul odor stink up everything.
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