WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS......................
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're the
re.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons
down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE.....
10. We would have put our country's flag on the wind****eld.
ARE YOU A LATINO? HOW CAN AL QUAEDA TELL FOR SURE?
1) If you have ever been hit by a 'Chancla'
2) If you grew up scared by something called 'El CucO'
3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just
talking.
5) If you use your chin to point something out.
6) If you constantly refer to cereal as 'con fleys'.
7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for
dinner,
even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
8) If you can dance merengue, ***bia, or salsa without music.
10) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a
person is shouting 'subanse, todavia caben mas!'
11) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on
some
'Vick's va**** rub' all over your pecho and inside your nostrils.
12) Your mom packs your 'lonche' every day even though you've just
turned thirty-two.
T.Schmidt
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