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pero es muy cierto. Lo escribi=F3 alguien de nombre Mathew Kruk.
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** George G. Bush Presidential Library **
You'll want to be one of the first to make a contribution to this
great man's legacy. The Library will include:
* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show
up.
* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (Which no one has been able to
find).
* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
to go back for second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours.
* The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
with shooting gallery.
* Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can
buy (orjust steal) an election.
* The Air****t Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.
* Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8-
scale model of the President's ego.
* To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have
an electron microscope to help you locate them. When asked, President
Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as
long as his museum was better than his father's.
Addendum: State of the Union Address and Ground Hog Day
This is a year when both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union
address occur
in the same week. And as it has been pointed out, "It is an ironic
juxtaposition
of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a
creature of
little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a
groundhog."
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