"tschmidtundert" <T.Schmidt.Teddy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On May 10, 4:07 pm, tschmidtundert <T.Schmidt.Te...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> No se les olvdie que mañana es Dia de las Madres.
>>
>> Felicitacions a las mamitas, abuelitas, bisabuelitas, tatarabuelitas y
>> trastatarabuelitas.
>>
>> T.Schmidt
>
> Estaba buscando chistes y encontré el siguiente artículo en inglés,
> bajo el título JOKES. En realidad no es un chiste, pero es muy
> bonito. Lo copié para las mamitas que me leen y entienden inglés
> ------------
> A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's office
> was
> asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated,
> uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the
> recorder, "do you have a job or are you just a......?" "Of course I
> have
> a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mom.""We don't list 'Mom' as an
> occupation, 'housewife' covers it," said the recorder emphatically.
>
> I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same
> situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously
> a
> career woman, poised, efficient and possessed of a high sounding
> title
> like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your
> occupation?" she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The
> words
> simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child
> Development and Human Relations." The clerk paused, ball-point pen
> frozen in midair and looked up as though she had not heard right. I
> repeated the title slowly emphasizing the most significant words. Then
> I
> stared with wonder as my pronouncement was written, in bold, black
> ink
> on the official questionnaire. "Might I ask," said the clerk with
> new
> interest, "just what you do in your field?" Coolly, without any
> trace
> of fluster in my voice, I heard myself reply, "I have a continuing
> program of research, [what mother doesn't) in the laboratory and in
> the
> field, (normally I would have said indoors and out). I'm working
> for
> my Masters, (first the Lord and then the whole family) and already
> have
> four credits (all daughters). Of course, the job is one of the
> most
> demanding in the humanities, (any mother care to disagree?) and I
> often
> work 14 hours a day, (24 is more like it). But the job is more
> challenging than most run-of-the-mill careers and the rewards are
> more
> of satisfaction rather than just money." There was an increasing
> note
> of respect in the clerk's voice as she completed the form, stood up
> and
> personally ushered me to the door.
>
> As I drove into our driveway, buoyed up by my glamorous new career,
> I
> was greeted by my lab assistants -- ages 13, 7, and 3. Upstairs I
> could hear our new experimental model, (a 6 month old baby) in the
> child development program, testing out a new vocal pattern. I felt
> I
> had scored a beat on bureaucracy! And I had gone on the official
> records as someone more distinguished and indispensable to mankind
> than
> "just another Mom."
>
> Motherhood! What a glorious career! Especially when there's a title
> on
> the door. Does this make grandmothers "Senior Research associates in
> the field of Child Development and Human Relations" and great
> grandmothers "Executive Senior Research Associates"? Think so!!!
> I
> also think it makes Aunts "Associate Research Assistants".
> ---------------
> T.Schmidt
> P.S. A veces pienso que la Especie Humana comienza en realidad con las
> mujeres, ****que donde hay una mujer, hay un hogar. Un hombre solo es
> un hombre solo, nunca hace un hogar. Y no hablo de política para no
> decir tres verdades bien feas.
"Retaining the male has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The
male is a biological accident: the y(male) chromosome is an incomplete
x(female) chromosome, that is, has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In
other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted
at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited;
maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S***_manifesto
Se ha traducido en francés, sueco y ****tugués. Adivino que los machistas
hispanos no aguantarían tal verdad des****a.
"El retener al macho no tiene ni siquiera la finalidad dudosa de la
reproducción. El macho es un accidente biológico: el cromosoma i griega
(el
macho) es nada más de un cromosoma equis (la hembra) incompleta, es decir,
tiene un juego incompleto de cromosomas. En otras palabras, el macho es
una
hembra incompleta, un aborto que camina, abortado a la etapa de los genes.
El ser masculino es ser deficiente, limitado emocionalmente; la
masculinidad
es una enfermedad de deficiencia y los varones son lisiados
emocionalmente."
Saludos cordiales,
Erlio
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