On May 10, 9:46=A0pm, "Erlio" <ear...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "tschmidtundert" <T.Schmidt.Te...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > On May 10, 6:43 pm, "Erlio" <ear...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> "tschmidtundert" <T.Schmidt.Te...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> > On May 10, 4:07 pm, tschmidtundert <T.Schmidt.Te...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> >> No se les olvdie que ma=F1ana es Dia de las Madres.
>
> >> >> Felicitacions a las mamitas, abuelitas, bisabuelitas,
tatarabuelitas=
y
> >> >> trastatarabuelitas.
>
> >> >> T.Schmidt
>
> >> > Estaba buscando chistes y encontr=E9 el siguiente art=EDculo en
ingl=
=E9s,
> >> > bajo el t=EDtulo JOKES. En realidad no es un chiste, pero es muy
> >> > bonito. Lo copi=E9 para las mamitas que me leen y entienden
ingl=E9s
> >> > ------------
> >> > A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's office
> >> > was
> >> > asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated,
> >> > uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the
> >> > recorder, "do you have a job or are you just a......?" "Of course I
> >> > have
> >> > a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mom.""We don't list 'Mom' as an
> >> > occupation, 'housewife' covers it," said the recorder emphatically.
>
> >> > I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the
same=
> >> > situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously
> >> > a
> >> > career woman, poised, efficient and possessed of a high sounding
> >> > title
> >> > like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your
> >> > occupation?" she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The
> >> > words
> >> > simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child
> >> > Development and Human Relations." The clerk paused, ball-point pen
> >> > frozen in midair and looked up as though she had not heard right. I
> >> > repeated the title slowly emphasizing the most significant words.
The=
n
> >> > I
> >> > stared with wonder as my pronouncement was written, in bold, black
> >> > ink
> >> > on the official questionnaire. "Might I ask," said the clerk with
> >> > new
> >> > interest, "just what you do in your field?" Coolly, without any
> >> > trace
> >> > of fluster in my voice, I heard myself reply, "I have a continuing
> >> > program of research, [what mother doesn't) in the laboratory and in
> >> > the
> >> > field, (normally I would have said indoors and out). I'm working
> >> > for
> >> > my Masters, (first the Lord and then the whole family) and already
> >> > have
> >> > four credits (all daughters). Of course, the job is one of the
> >> > most
> >> > demanding in the humanities, (any mother care to disagree?) and I
> >> > often
> >> > work 14 hours a day, (24 is more like it). But the job is more
> >> > challenging than most run-of-the-mill careers and the rewards are
> >> > more
> >> > of satisfaction rather than just money." There was an increasing
> >> > note
> >> > of respect in the clerk's voice as she completed the form, stood up
> >> > and
> >> > personally ushered me to the door.
>
> >> > As I drove into our driveway, buoyed up by my glamorous new career,
> >> > I
> >> > was greeted by my lab assistants -- ages 13, 7, and 3. Upstairs I
> >> > could hear our new experimental model, (a 6 month old baby) in the
> >> > child development program, testing out a new vocal pattern. I felt
> >> > I
> >> > had scored a beat on bureaucracy! And I had gone on the official
> >> > records as someone more distinguished and indispensable to mankind
> >> > than
> >> > "just another Mom."
>
> >> > Motherhood! What a glorious career! Especially when there's a title
> >> > on
> >> > the door. Does this make grandmothers "Senior Research associates
in
> >> > the field of Child Development and Human Relations" and great
> >> > grandmothers "Executive Senior Research Associates"? Think so!!!
> >> > I
> >> > also think it makes Aunts "Associate Research Assistants".
> >> > ---------------
> >> > T.Schmidt
> >> > P.S. A veces pienso que la Especie Humana comienza en realidad con
la=
s
> >> > mujeres, ****que donde hay una mujer, hay un hogar. Un hombre solo
es
> >> > un hombre solo, nunca hace un hogar. Y no hablo de pol=EDtica para
no=
> >> > decir tres verdades bien feas.
>
> >> "Retaining the male has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction.
T=
he
> >> male is a biological accident: the y(male) chromosome is an
incomplete
> >> x(female) chromosome, that is, has an incomplete set of chromosomes.
In=
> >> other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion,
> >> aborted
> >> at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally
limited;
> >> maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples."
>
> >>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S***_manifesto
>
> >> Se ha traducido en franc=E9s, sueco y ****tugu=E9s. Adivino que los
mach=
istas
> >> hispanos no aguantar=EDan tal verdad des****a.
>
> >> "El retener al macho no tiene ni siquiera la finalidad dudosa de la
> >> reproducci=F3n. El macho es un accidente biol=F3gico: el cromosoma i
gr=
iega
> >> (el
> >> macho) es nada m=E1s de un cromosoma equis (la hembra) incompleta, es
> >> decir,
> >> tiene un juego incompleto de cromosomas. En otras palabras, el macho
es=
> >> una
> >> hembra incompleta, un aborto que camina, abortado a la etapa de los
> >> genes.
> >> El ser masculino es ser deficiente, limitado emocionalmente; la
> >> masculinidad
> >> es una enfermedad de deficiencia y los varones son lisiados
> >> emocionalmente."
>
> >> Saludos cordiales,
>
> >> Erlio- Hide quoted text -
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> > =BFAre you telling us the pipi is an abnormal ****oris?
>
> S=ED se=F1or, es lo que aprend=ED en la clase de anatom=EDa. =A0Todas
las =
estructuras
> del macho son modificaciones de los an=E1logos de la hembra. =A0Tus
cojone=
s son
> nada m=E1s de ovarios modificados. =A0Es m=E1s, el cromosoma i griega ha
p=
erdido
> su capacidad de recombinarse, es decir es algo que no evoluciona ni
adapta=
a
> las condiciones cambiantes en el mundo natural. =A0Una vez que
perfeccione=
n la
> partenog=E9nesis, desapareceremos. =A0Supongo que seguiremos criaturas
de
> leyenda como el ciclope y el centauro, mientras que las mujeres (y las
> hembras de las otras especies tambi=E9n) quedar=E1n con cierto picaz=F3n
i=
ncapaces
> de rascarlo de la manera m=E1s apropiada.
>
> Saludos,
>
> Erlio- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -
En G=E9nesis dice que Dios cre=F3 al hombre en su im=E1gen, " var=F3n y
hemb=
ra
los cre=F3". Ser=EA a eso lo que se refer=EDan en la Biblia?
Otra cosa interesante es las edades que viv=EDan los patriarcas, todos
vivieron mas de cien a=F1os. Abraham fue padre **** primera vez cuando
ten=EDa mas o menos 90 a=F1os.
T.Schmidt
P.S.[1] No puedo dar la cita exacta, ****que arregl=E9 mi apartamento y
ahora no encuentro mi Biblia. Creo que **** alg=FAn lado tengo otra, pero
son muchos libros.
P.S. [2] **** regla general, las mujeres de ahora no gustan del ***o.
**** lo menos, las que he visto =FAltimamente.
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