Yes my Welsh butties,
Being English is a matter of the genital
purity of the Anglo-Saxon master race, so check each others genitals now
to
make sure that you are proper Welsh and not part Anglo-Saxon (did your mam
lie to you tad then?). English genital purity week begins next Monday, so
wash 'em and hang 'em out to dry now, today, at once! Cerrdwr boyo tells
you
to do it now!
