THIS WEEKApril 28, 2008B
from blog http:wwww.r1313.info
I don`t want to be too serious this time since logic has been replaced
by raegetón (yes, with an accent, because it has been brought to the
lowest noise making, growling, hormonic expression of absurdity by
Spanish groups). "Thinking people" everywhere comes with brilliant ideas
to replace dinosaurs as fuels, ideas such as using mathane extracted
from cow poos or human ones (Chinese are are looking forward to this
golden op****tunity of getting richer, one billion ****s a day is worth
considering). Never in history before anybody thought that **** could be
the notoriously philosopher's stone. Well, here it is!
Cuban kingdom inheritor inheritor to the throne, Raúl Castro, has an
im****tant meeting with his energy and conservation secretary to consider
the **** mathane option, but also im****tant brown paper bags. Plastic
bags would be used to capture farts from the common citizens for other
industrial purposes.
Realizing that 11 million Cubans are capable of producing 14 farts a day
according to some German statistic, the Cuban rulers saw that it
represented the gas of 154 million farts a day! Enough to fuel the
kitchens of the population.
I was watching a mummy in the History Channel and somehow, the image of
Obama came to mind. Was it because Obama is so well preserved,
starvation skinny, pucky teeth, well. Wild imagination.
Chávez is refining his vocabulary, today he called the executives of a
company he wants to steal "cocksuckers." This is one of his contribution
to Latin American raising of education.
Hillary, Barack Hussein ‹ why not Rosie O'Donald, Peter Pan, Robin
William, Cinderella, Pelosi, Farrakhan, Michael Moore, Borat, Woopie
Golbergx we are not serious. Then some people want foreigners to respect
Americans.
I think Barack Hussein would be an excellent and appropriate funeral
parlor attendant, with his permanent, yet weird smile, his hands on the
groin, trained to hold the bible on that place as I have seen many
pastors do.
Doesn't Hillary strike you as an aerobics star trainer in a senior
citizens home? How can she and Obi hold that permanent smile on? It must
be tough.
If McCain wore a beard, he would look like a retired sea wolf. What kind
of choices do we have. Between the elections this year and December 21,
2012 we are so screwed.
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