good news friends. in case you didn't already know, the God of firsts
has graciously decided to award all the banks on the african continent
a divine epoch switching sum of precisely $700 billion of american tax
payers money. this is with regards to avoiding the end of the world as
we know it. unfortunately, there were insufficient funds available for
the american senate to allow banks in america and great britain to
benefit likewise.
so here's to you mrs robinson, jesus loves you more than you will
know, wo wo wo.
