Simon wrote:
>I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding
>behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."
>
>He replied, "No, just having a ****."
But why did he say "No" to your greeting of "Morning" when, as you
have stated, it was, in fact, morning?
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Men! If you wear a cheap black suit with all the buttons done up on
the jacket, cheap black shoes with a silver buckle thingy on them and
can't tie a tie properly - that is why you are probably still single.
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