Cynic wrote:
> The MO tasked a new officer with getting some basic medical history
> from his soldiers. On the parade square, the officer started with the
> first question on his list. Calling the first soldier forward, the
> following exchange took place:
>
> "Private Smith, are you regular?"
>
> "No sir, I'm a territorial sir."
>
> "No, no, no - Did you 'go' this morning?"
>
> "Oh no sir, I 'aven't got a pass sir."
>
> "No private - I'm wanting to know the condition of your bowels!"
>
> "I weren't issued wiv none of them, sir"
>
> "You stupid man - are you constipated?"
>
> "No sir, I'm a volunteer sir."
>
> "You ignorant fool - don't you understand the Queen's English?"
>
> "Oh! Is she really sir?"
>
> "Bloody hell man - what I need to know is have you had a ****?"
>
> "Well actually I didn't like to say sir, but I thought it was you
> sir."
>
Harry came in from playing with his friends in the garden.
"Jimmy wants to know -what is it called when someone sleeps on top of
someone else?"
Gran, who is cooking, coolly replies "It is called ***ual intercourse"
Harry goes out satisfied and Gran is pleased with her sang froide.
Half an hour later, Harry comes back in.
"Jimmy's mother says the phrase is 'bunk beds' - and she wants a word
with you"
Flop
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