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> Lister <fache@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> How would you design an 80s flat? like wallpaper and stuff :)
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> I don't think you'd get this stuff down your local B+Q nowadays, so
don't
> get any ideas. I'm going to go with the bedroom first of all.
Well, the first thing you need to have for an '80s flat is a "NO INTERNET
CONNECTION" The good thing about this is, "no internet" is free... What
isn't free is the phone lines... You'll need to get them refitted and hard
wired into the walls, no plugs and sockets for you, mebucko.
You may want to have the flat as a POSH 80's flat, in which
case you're allowed an audio coupler modem capable of 1200/300 baud and a
terminal program capable of connecting to Prestel.
> Kitchen... Wood cladding. Everywhere. Replace the sink if you can't get
> the wood cladding to fit. In fact no, forget that. Chequered tiles.
Black
> and white. Consider a serving hatch between the kitchen and the living
> area if at all possible. One single fluorescent tube shall light the
> kitchen, none of this spot/downlighting bollocks. Cool White colour if
> you can get it. Not sure whether they make those any more. Make sure a
> chip pan is always on display, still full of PROPER LARD,
Now now, Lard is not a necessity.
You COULD have liquid in the chippan... but if you do, ensure you also
have
a bottle of "Spry crisp'n'dry" in prominent display... With the proper
1980s
logo/designs of course.
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